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Texas Cranky Crackers

5 min
5 min prep
0 min cook

Serves 10

72gCarbs
8gFat
9gProtein

Ingredients

  • 33 oz Mini saltine crackers
  • 2 cups Canola oil
  • 2 tbsp Dill weed
  • 2 tbsp Garlic powder
  • 1 oz Ranch dressing and seasoning mix
  • 1 tbsp 2 Gringo's Chupacabra Special Blend

Shop ingredients

  • Item, Nabisco Premium Minis Original Saltine Crackers. Quantity: 3 eachs. Price: $11.49.
    Nabisco Premium Minis Original Saltine Crackers
    33 oz needed

    $11.49

    $3.83 / each

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  • Item, Hill Country Fare Canola Oil. Quantity: 1 each. Price: $2.06.
    Hill Country Fare Canola Oil
    2 cups needed

    $2.06

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  • Item, H-E-B Dill Weed. Quantity: 1 each. Price: $2.27.
    H-E-B Dill Weed
    2 tbsp needed

    $2.27

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  • Item, H-E-B California Garlic Powder. Quantity: 1 each. Price: $2.68.
    H-E-B California Garlic Powder
    2 tbsp needed

    $2.68

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  • Item, McCormick Instant Pot Ranch Chicken Seasoning Mix. Quantity: 1 each. Price: $2.23.
    McCormick Instant Pot Ranch Chicken Seasoning Mix
    1 oz needed

    $2.23

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  • Item, 2 Gringo's Chupacabra Special Blend Season All. Quantity: 1 each. Price: $9.34.
    2 Gringo's Chupacabra Special Blend Season All
    1 tbsp needed

    $9.34

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Instructions

  1. Add all ingredients into a large mixing bowl and hand mix for 2 minutes.
  2. Place crackers into a freezer bag and freeze for 3 minutes to allow oil to absorb into crackers.
  3. Remove from freezer and store at room temperature.

Nutrition

Nutrition Facts

10 servings

  • Amount Per Serving
    Calories
    410
  • % Daily Value*
  • Total Fat
    • 8g
    • 12%
  • Saturated Fat
    • 1.5g
    • 8%
  • Trans Fat
    • 0g
  • Cholesterol
    • 0mg
  • Sodium
    • 1430mg
    • 60%
  • Total Carbohydrate
    • 72g
    • 24%
  • Dietary Fiber
    • 3g
  • Sugars
    • 1g
  • Protein
    • 9g
  • Vitamin C
  • Calcium
    • 2%
  • Iron
    • 30%
  • Vitamin A
* The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.

Disclaimer

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